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Hey Chris, it's a slow day here at work. I need to find something to concentrate my efforts on. Maybe it's a good day to service the account!
Dude, I almost passed a chipotle child in my car.
"That boy ain't a gangsta, fo'sho'. Look at how he walks, he's a thug. life. That's the saddest face I've seen in all my life as a teen."
Lowering one's refaptory period can be a good hobby.
"Why do I feel so awful and whose panties are these?" "Dude, you got bridesmaid wasted."
You got to be fist fucking me
Last night I was being so Netflix bipolar I was watching saw,grease , and comic book men at the same time