Definition funny of Daughter:
One of two things created by having sex without a condom or other form of birth control. The other is a son.
From Family Guy (after Meg got a makeover): Lois: Peter, take a look at your daughter! Peter: Oh, my God, Lois, I'm sorry! I-It was 20 years ago, I'd never even heard the word "rubber."
the child that mom will love until she gets in the way of mom's life, and dad will love no matter what. though he will fight with her over becoming a woman, wearing clothes that don't make her look like a shapeless blob, and give every boy the evil eye, even once she marries him.
mom: my daughter, you are my best friend! I love you my (insert dumb nickname here) what? you don't like my new boyfriend / husband / 'friend'? Go live with your father! You're just like him! I can't handle your smart mouth! Respect me! dad: my princess! I love you, but I don't like your attitude! Daddy loves you so much! Go put on your brother's tee shirt, the one that makes you look like a shapeless blob! No you can't get married until you're 40!
Term of endearment used to call ones daughter, used in the same context when one refers to their own son as son.
Wow, daughter...you really did it this time, I knew you could win the championship! Well, daughter this is your big day, now get out there and sing like you have never sung before and show them how it's done!
A chaotic comical pornogrind band. their latest cd had 10 tracks and clocked in at just 11 minutes. This band is awesome in small doses, but will will give you a serious mindfuck if listened to for too long.
Songs about Daughter:
In My Daughter's Eyes by Martina McBride from the Album Martina
Farmer's Daughter by Rodney Atkins from the Album It's America
Daughters [Clean] by John Mayer from the Album Heavier Things
Daughter (Remastered) by Pearl Jam from the Album Vs. Expanded Edition (3 Bonus Tracks)
Daughter by Loudon Wainwright III from the Album Daughter
Coal Miner's Daughter (Single Version) by Loretta Lynn from the Album The Definitive Collection
Boss's Daughter by Pop Evil from the Album War Of Angels
Books about Daughter:
Daughter of Aphrodite (Daughter Trilogy #1 Paranormal Romance) (The Daughter Trilogy) by C.M. Owens (Oct 2, 2013)
The Daughters by Joanna Philbin (Nov 2, 2010)
The Daughter of Odren (Kindle Single) by Ursula K. Le Guin (Oct 14, 2014)
Plain Pursuit (A Daughters of the Promise Novel) by Beth Wiseman (Oct 21, 2014)
Daughter of Eden, Book Two: Protector of Man by J.M. Cagle (Oct 9, 2014)
Daughters Of The Gods by Tamara Gill and Serena Tatti (Oct 24, 2014)
Daughter of Smoke & Bone (Daughter of Smoke and Bone) by Laini Taylor (Jun 5, 2012)
Movies about Daughter:
Preachers' Daughters Season 1 [HD] 2013 TV-14 CC -
Delinquent Daughters 2009 NR CC - Runtime: 1 hr 11 mins Starring: June Carlson and Fifi D'Orsay Directed by: Albert Herman
First Daughter 2013 PG CC - Runtime: 1 hr 45 mins Starring: Katie Holmes, Marc Blucas, et al. Directed by: Forest Whitaker
Daughters Of Satan 2012 R CC - Runtime: 1 hr 31 mins Starring: Tom Selleck, Barra Grant, et al. Directed by: Hollingsworth Morse
Letters to an Unknown Daughter 2014 NR CC - Runtime: 42 mins Starring: Anita Keagy Directed by: Shane A. Ortiz
Coal Miner's Daughter 2009 PG CC - Runtime: 2 hrs 5 mins Starring: Sissy Spacek, Tommy Lee Jones, et al. Directed by: Michael Apted
Not Without My Daughter 2008 PG-13 CC - Runtime: 1 hr 56 mins Starring: Sally Field and Alfred Molina Directed by: Brian Gilbert
Wiki information Daughter:
Princess is the feminine form of prince. Most often, the term has been used for the consort of a prince or for the daughters of a king or sovereign prince.
A daughter is a female offspring; a girl, woman, or female animal in relation to her parents. Daughterhood is the state of being a daughter. The male counterpart is a son. Analogously the name is used in several areas to show relations between groups...